retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

5 months ago via sockleton © koalatea 993,142 notes

izayaoi:

ive seen this bus only twice in the past 4 years ive lived here and it pisses me off so bad its like a meme on wheels, what is its purpose  

mugglesandmagic:

if you watch game of thrones, a show full of murderers, rapists, people who flay others alive, stab pregnant women in the stomach, murderer people at weddings, kill family members, zombies, a guy who bashes babies skulls on walls and rapes their mother etc etc

and the character you hate the most is a teenage girl, who has lost her entire family and is living in a city where she cant trust a single person because they either want to fuck her or use her for their own political gain, then you need some serious help, like call a doctor now

exzire:

If you’ve ever wondered how big Gengars are, here is your answer. 

5 months ago via weeaboo-chan © exzire 73,269 notes
5 months ago via catbountry © parakavka 53,451 notes
Tagged: #wtf

How to turn a guy on

Start kissing his chest
"I don't usually do this but, uh"
Lay down a beat
"Go head on and break 'em off wit a lil' preview of the remix"
Tagged: #SHAY
Tagged: #TIG

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me

lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

eracadenza:

So both my buses were late, and I was downtown for 40 minutes and had a felt pen from daiso in my backpack so I went at it (@´_`@)